Here are the current PFL official players. Above each player's
name is a visual representation of the player as well as a biography and email link below their
respective names.
Click on the player name below to jump down to their section.
Lance
Caleb
Dong
Dan
Lance aka Weezerman
Lance (also known as Weezerman) is the founder and webmaster
for the PFL. Lance currently has the second worst record of all the players.
Don't let this scare you though, be assured that 99% of the games Lance plays
are VERY close. Lance likes indie rock music and his favorite TV shows are
The Daily Show and La Femme Nikita. Lance also likes cartoons. That is funny cartoons like old
Tex Avery cartoons and Spumco cartoons,
NOT Japanimation. His favorite actress is Christina Ricci and he has a lot of favorite movies,
all of which are comedys. Lance likes to play paintball and fly model airplanes and he
hates sitcoms, preps, and tv executives. Lance's personal quote:
"Let's play some football!" Email: Lance (at) 
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Caleb aka The Tin Man
Caleb (also known as The Tin Man) is the best player in the PFL.
His consistency under pressure is second to no one and this characteristic
wins him many a game. Caleb's favorite movie is Top Gun and he likes to eat tacos and coconut cake.
His favorite song is "Most Precarious" by Blues Traveler and his favoite band is Dave Mathews Band.
When he's watching tv he likes the Drew Carey Show and Newsradio. Caleb's personal quote:
"Who's your daddy?" Click Here
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Dong aka Pharaoh
Dong (also known as Pharaoh) is the average joe of the PFL. He wins some,
he loses many. Dong has managed to forfeit more games than any other member
of the PFL. His extra point kicks are wild and this has caused the game ball
to be confiscated more than once. Dong likes Japanimation and tv shows like
DragonballZ and Sailor Moon [editors note: Don't tell Dong, but these
tv shows suck!]. He is a native Korean and was born in Korea on December 15, 1981.
His favorite movies are Mulan and Braveheart [editors note: Don't tell Dong, but these
movies suck!]. Dong's favorite Korean music group is H.O.T and his favorite American
music groups are Offspring and the Brian Setzer Orchestra. Dong's favorite quote is
"That's hella cool!" --Eric Cartman. Click Here to email Dong.
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Dan aka the Phootball Phantom
Dan (also know as the Phootball Phantom) is a the newest player to the PFL.
Unlike the other players who are seniors, Dan is a junior. Dan has an hourglass figure
like his hero Space Ghost. His special teams, coached by Brak, are the best in the league.
Even though this is his first season in the PFL, he expects to kick everyone's scrawny butt.
Dan's personal quote, "FEEL MY WRATH!"
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